MEET THE PROBLEM

GUITAR • VOCALS • SEX APPEAL

LIKELY TO BE FOUND: Digging through records somewhere in East Bumfuck
BAD HABIT: Collecting hobbies, committing to none
STAGE WEAPON: Guitar & suspiciously good backups
DAY JOB: Professional servant of the government

KNOWN WEAKNESS: Gravity. Specifically when holding guitar picks.

DRUMS • CASINOS • ALBUTEROL

LIKELY TO BE FOUND: At the casino or somewhere on a disc golf course

BAD HABIT: Has never successfully told his girlfriend “no” to another cat. Is allergic to cats.
STAGE WEAPON: Hits things professionally

DAY JOB: Designing solar sites & taking your tax dollars

KNOWN WEAKNESS: Drives a Subaru. Voluntarily.

GUITAR • HUSBAND • RELUCTANT BACKUP VOCALS • CULT SURVIVOR

LIKELY TO BE FOUND: Shredding Steel Panther in his man cave wearing a Metallica tee and Crocs. (Hey, no judgment, man.)

BAD HABIT: Wouldn’t you like to know, Fed Boy.

STAGE WEAPON: Guitar. Occasionally vocals. Results may vary.

DAY JOB: Adult things. Allegedly.

KNOWN WEAKNESS: Will eventually cave to demands for another hairless cat.

VOCALS • SAX • OSHA CONCERN

LIKELY TO BE FOUND: Wrenching, riding, shooting, or acquiring another dog

BAD HABIT: Turning "I can probably do that myself" into an entire side quest.

STAGE WEAPON: Power-Yodeling 

DAY JOB: Playing with electricity and heavy machinery. What could go wrong?

KNOWN WEAKNESS: Dogs. Horsepower. Expensive hobbies.